Tuesday, May 30, 2006

The Good Sex Fairy's Top 10 List For Your Health

To prove to you that not all my entries are deep, here are 10 fun reasons why sex is good for your health. (Comments appreciated, sil vous plait: what's your favorite health reason to co-mingle your bod with another's? )

Committed to journalistic integrity, as I am :), I must note that though I've heard of these benefits before, and experience a lot of them myself, I can't attest that they've been double-blind researched. The original SEX FAIRY List is said to be hanging at the Dwight House Pub. I did google the establishment for their number. There was a biker club by that name in Illionois. No matter the time of day called, there was no answer. Maybe the Sex Fairy has everyone otherwise occupied? (Do you think she is like the tooth fairy, leaving a little money under your pillow, too?)

Go to the Link on our website to see the pictures in motion.
And, no, bad luck probably won't happen to your genitals, if you don't pass this on ( as it commands you at the end). But if you do send it to someone you fancy, you just might have, and be giving him or her, the most fun, yummiest, nature-endowed, health tonic out there ... Bon App├ętit!
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The Sex Fairy
Be sure to read the warning at the bottom.
Don't be messing with the Sex Fairy!

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7 . Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. The original is in a room in the basement of the Dwight House Pub. It has been sent around the world nine times. Now sex has been sent to you. The "Hot Sex Fairy" will visit you within four days of receiving this message, provided you, in turn, send it on.
If you don't, then you will never receive good sex again for the rest of your life. You will eventually become celibate, and your genitals will rot and fall off. This is no joke! Send copies to people you think need sex (who doesn't?). Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has no price.
Do not keep this message. This message must leave your e-mail in .5 hours. Please send ten copies and see what happens in four days.

WISHING YOU (and me) HAPPY AND HEALTHY SEX!

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