IN the NEWS: a handy spare penis (no more), protecting virgin vaginas, convicting a politician's uninvited tongue

Decapitated Member— RIP 1/30/07
How lyrical will Mozart’s surviving hemi-penis be?
PS: what is an earwig? Why is it called that-- when it already has the other two-headed peculiarity?


An Oral Appeal-
Politicians, beware of where sticking your tongue might get you...


Shielding Young Vaginas--
Maybe some parents prefer a life-long chastity belt for their daughters?

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